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Links

Here are some links that I have collected, some are friend's sites and some are just great sites that I've found on the internet. Check them out if you have time.

Earth's News Feed

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

Bringing you the news the only way you understand it...
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Susanna Wolff  from Columbia

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5 Facebook Political Views

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

Post-election Facebook is the worst. From liberals and their celebratory status updates to conservatives and their paranoid diatribes, social networking is more annoying than ever. For every few sane people with political opinions they can keep to themselves or argue reasonably, there's one person who never shuts up. These people are not of one affiliation, but from all over the political spectrum.

Very Conservative

The Very Conservative adheres to a strict diet of Fox News and The Washington Times. She's positive that the world is going to end with a democrat in office and lives solely to tell you about it. Before the election, she was posting 10-page theses about how electing Barack Obama meant surrendering the country to communism. Now that the election is over, she's smugly suggesting that anyone who voted differently than her must be legally retarded. She's quick to declare America's inadequacy in electing a worthy leader, and quick to forget her candidate won the last two elections. She'd be willing to see America completely destroyed under President Obama just to say, "I told you so."

Sample Status Update: Gertrude is rolling her eyes at America. I can't believe anyone would vote for a Marxist, but I guess you can blame the liberal media for painting him as a savior.

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Brian Murphy

40 likes


Pop Culture CliffsNotes: Nov 21

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

Great news, horny boys.  The 'wear a bikini' memo officially went out in Hollywood this week.  Everyone from Stacy Keibler to Kristin Cavallari to Kim Kardashian hit the beach to remind us what breasts look like.  Thank God, I was starting to forget.  As apparently was Richard Simmons. (Hollywood Tuna, Egotastic, WWTDD)

Unfortunately for them, Bikini Week has all but entirely been overshadowed by the annual Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, or as I like to call it, Your Spank Bank: Live.  Everyone from Adriana Lima to Heidi Klum to Marisa Miller hit the runway in the latest styles by VS.  And I'm sure the styles are exactly why you're looking at these pictures. (CelebSlam)

Ready for your head to explode?  The VS Fashion Show and Bikini Week collided in not one but two glorious photo shoots.  'But Sarah, how is this possible?' 'Shhh, there there. It'll all be over soon.' (Egotastic, IDLYITW)

And now, on to non-bikini/underwear news (cue unanimous groan).

Just kidding!  This bitch is wearing a plastic thong and no top at the beach!  Whaaaa! (WWTDD)

But seriously guys.

TRL officially aired its last episode this week, signing off MTV forever.  Aww, what a bummer.  Now we have to stop not watching it. (DListed)

Suri Cruise has been named #1 on Forbes' list of Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots, but sadly only #8 on their list of Hollywood's Sexiest Baby Asses. (DListed)

Big news, guys!  Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson finally had their baby last night.  It's name?  Oh, that's not important.  *clears throat*  Mmm.  Or whatever.  So let's--ok FINE.  It's Bronx.  Bronx Mowgli.  Yeah, like the Jungle Book kid.  WhatEVER I don't want to talk about it. (WWTDD)< />

Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Sarah Schneider  from Wake Forest

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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Tufts UniversitySubmitted by James

    Professor: The statues were made out of tera cotta, who knows what that is?
    Genius: Isn't that a kind of cheese?

  • B) South Dakota State UniversitySubmitted by Nick

    Professor was showing a picture of a medieval statue called "Virgin and Child"

    The Brilliance: Wait, if she's a virgin, whose baby is she holding?
    Professor: That would be Mary holding Jesus.

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Streeter Seidell  from Fordham

32 likes


Realistic IMDB

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Streeter Seidell  from Fordham

68 likes


The Weekly WYR: November 19th

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather...

  • Only be able to move by moonwalking, or only be able to move by C-walking? From Beepus
  • Get caught reading fan-fiction, or Get caught writing fan-fiction? From Joel
  • Fight a normal bear, or fight a robot bear that's trained to kill you, but you get to have a gun? From Gil
  • Have Obama be president, or still have Heath Ledger alive to reprise his role as the Joker in the next Batman film? From Zack
  • Summon cheese anytime into your hand, or ripen fruit just by touching it? From matteo
  • Become a Pokemon trainer, or be admitted to Hogwarts? From Carr

Finally, this week's winner of the I Read Them All Award is Corey, who sent in this.

  • Do you purposely skip and not publish my WYRs or do you not read all of them? From Corey

Every single one. FYI people "Watch a porno with your parents or starring your parents" is never going to be put on here.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.


Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Jake Hurwitz  from Hunter College

31 likes


AmazingSuperPowers: Survival

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by AmazingSuperPowers

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Jason Michaels  from University of Illinois

227 likes


Parents Just Don't Understand: 11/18

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

 Do your parents not understandtechnology? Do they ask you stupid questions? Do they send you absurdtext messages? Do they use words like "MyFace," "SpaceBook," or "TheWorld Wide Web?"

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, submit it here!

And thank God we'll never be as dumb as they are!

Your parents' MapQuest.
Whenever my mom wants me to look something up on the internet, she tells me to "do a Google."
Brendan M., UMass Boston

Any time I'm looking at a picture of a lol cat my dad comes up behind me and reads it with a Russian accent.
Bob G

My mom just recently got a Facebook account. When I write on her wall or comment on a picture, she replies to the email notification that Facebook sends her and forwards it to me.
Brandt S.

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Susanna Wolff  from Columbia

61 likes


Cyanide and Happiness

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969


More Cyanide and Happiness at Explosm.net

Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Cyanide & Happiness

115 likes


4 Steps To Ensure You’re The Worst Developer Ever!

by AlvinAshcraft at 12:38 PM, 11/21/2008

Disclaimer: For those with no sense of humor at all; this is an exercise in extreme sarcasm. There are lots of articles about improving your skills as a developer. Everyone likes to talk about how to strengthen their skills and produce really good software. But, what if you want to be the worst developer ever? Nobody seems to want to share those secrets.

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

at 12:00 PM, 11/21/2008

"It looks like Hillary Clinton might be Barack Obama's secretary of state. The secretary of state travels all over the world meeting with foreign leaders sometimes spending months away from...

Cute College Girl: Jade

at 08:00 AM, 11/21/2008

Featured Today



Tension

Passive aggressive notes about the fridge

Manslaughter trials
Manslaughter convictions
Pringles
Attention paid to school work
Times that hCHAD! WHAT THE F*CK? I TOLD YOU TO LAY THE F*CK OFF MY XBOX AND NOW IT'S FROZEN!

Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by CH Staff

54 likes


Making of… a Graphical Editor

by diaz at 03:54 AM, 11/21/2008

This is a video presenting the concept and making of a graphical editor... hilarious! :)

Sarah Palin's Turkey Pardon Fiasco

at 21:58 PM, 11/20/2008

You have to watch this video to believe it. Sarah Palin appeared at a Wasilla turkey farm to engage in the time-honored practice of pardoning a turkey for Thanksgiving. Everything...

Campus Chaos Final Challenge

at 16:00 PM, 12/31/1969

Welcome to the final edition of the Campus Chaos Challenge, presented by Kodak's new HD pocket video camera. This is it, people - the challenge that decides which of our three finalists will go home with what. Our third challenge, Anti-School Spirit, yielded tons of results, but there can only be one winner. Congratulations Shane, whose video 'Pretty Fly For A Golden Gael' received the highest rating from users. Shane is automatically entered into today's Final Challenge and will win either $500, $1,000 or $5,000.

Now for The Final Challenge. The three finalists have the full weekend to complete the challenge and upload their video by midnight on Monday. Then, based on user votes, we'll divvy up the $6,500 in prize money. Time to spam your Facebook friends for votes, Final Three. And now, without further ado, the last challenge.

Get as many people as you can to put underwear over their clothes and do a lap around campus. This is the final challenge, so both the number of people involved and the public nature of the run will matter. The more people you include, the better. The more unsuspecting people you involve, the better. It's all about creating a public spectacle, and an epic video to match.

Simple enough, right? So Final Three, take your cameras and get out there. We look forward to seeing the chaos you create.


Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by CH Staff

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Today's Joke

at 16:05 PM, 11/20/2008

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to
mention that he had gotten circumcised last week.
"Can I see it?" asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptly
dropped his pants to show off his cock.
"Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"

Today's Story

at 16:05 PM, 11/20/2008

At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT
department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every
user what they need."

I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so
we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room
fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.

Today's Poem

at 16:05 PM, 11/20/2008

Ultimate Haiku



The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

- Author unknown

Today's Quote

at 16:05 PM, 11/20/2008

Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.

Ethan: Huge weekend for college football coming up, so let's get right to our picks: can the Citadel beat Florida?

Amir: If their game against Webber International is any indication, and it is not, then no!

Meyer has been preparing for Florida's next game all week by shooting PSA posters
Ethan: I like Florida's team a lot, particularly after that rout of South Carolina, but their road's going to be tough: Florida State, Alabama, and then the SEC championship to make the title game. Then again, Urban Meyer made Alex Smith look like an NFL QB, so I'll never doubt him.

Amir: Jokes on you, 49ers! Why isn't Mike Singletary laughing? If you could choose any two teams to play in the championship game, who would it be? Keep in mind, you can't choose Wake Forest.

Ethan: At this point I prefer not watching Wake...it's sort of painful. I think the best game to watch would be Texas Tech-Florida. Those two offenses are both fun to watch. I do, however, enjoy a good Texas game, just to watch Mack Brown go berserk on the sideline. BoDog's offering 8:1 odds that his head will explode before the seaon's over.

Amir: Take it, and parlay that with the over of any game Tech plays this year. Oddly enough my choice is a game that's happening anyway. Citadel/Florida. Bowl game idea: The Unrespected Undefeated Bowl. This year could be Utah vs. Ball State!

Ethan: Can Boise State play winner?

Amir: "hey just need to sign up ahead of time. It's a very lax bowl game.

Ethan:This is why we need a small-conference playoff system, people! Thank God President Obama's already on the case. If he really wants to fix sports, though, he'll appoint Bud Selig to a cabinet position to get him out of MLB's offices. Come on, Barack: just appoint Selig to something. Doesn't have to be anything important. Secretary of State will do. Diplomats will love making fun of his haircut!

Amir: Sorry, Hilary is the front runner, and she's got a haircut people are already making fun of.

Ethan: Let's pick the big games: Who are you taking in Texas Tech-Oklahoma this weekend? What about BYU-Utah and Michigan State-Penn State?

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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by Amir and Ethan

11 likes


Cute College Girl: Chelsea

at 13:30 PM, 11/20/2008

Featured Yesterday


Adding to the long litany of Bush embarrassments, world leaders snubbed lame-duck President Bush at a G20 photo-op by refusing to shake his hand. Watch video of the pariah-in-chief filing...

CH Live: NYC - Reggie Watts

at 11:00 AM, 11/20/2008

"Reggie Watts sets up the stage and serenades the room."

Uploaded Yesterday

164 likes


Spicing Up Your Standup

by mswatcher at 08:52 AM, 11/20/2008

Spicing Up Your Standup .Humor...

Developing as a Software Developer

by Anthony Grace at 07:23 AM, 11/20/2008

Contrary to popular belief, as you become expert, you don't just "know more" than the next guy.

Stupid Coding Tricks: The T-SQL Mandelbrot

by Topnotch at 07:12 AM, 11/20/2008

The bar for entry into CodeSOD is pretty straight forward: professionally-developed code that elicits that certain What The— reaction. Though there have been a few exceptions over the years, generally speaking, student code, hobbyist code, and amateur code need not apply. That said, I'd like to try something a little different today. Today's example is not technically professionally-developed, it's a Stupid Coding Trick.

Cute College Girl: Sidney

at 13:30 PM, 11/19/2008

Featured Wednesday, Nov 19


OK, Megan Fox, we get it. You're Incredibly Hot

at 05:00 AM, 11/19/2008

Cute College Girl: Alaina

at 13:30 PM, 11/18/2008

Featured Tuesday, Nov 18


A Colbert Christmas

at 13:06 PM, 11/18/2008

Stephen Colbert is getting into the holiday spirit with "A Colbert Christmas," a musical celebration of all things Colbert set to air on Comedy Central. Watch a video clip of Colbert...

Confessions of an Eccentric Web Developer III

by davidwalsh at 12:53 PM, 11/18/2008

It’s so fun to share my innermost web development thoughts. Some people get furious about some of my ideas. Luckily I don’t give a damn. Take my thoughts for what they’re worth.

Issue #86

at 08:31 AM, 11/18/2008

Brought to you by James' Bond, the world's most exciting financial guide.

My Grandmother just turned 84 last week. I sent her a birthday card with a check for $10 in it.
-Kevin S.
How come when a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks nasty to a man it's $3.99 a minute?
-Zach McGrath
All statues are of people riding a horse, and waving a sword. In the future will all statues be of people in cars, waving a sword?
-Matt Vita
My dog's daily planner
1. Sleep
2. Sit on human's face to wake it up
3. Lick own genitalia
4. Sleep
5. Poop....a lot.
6. Sleep
7. Bark at nothing
8. Poop in the house
9. Lick own anus.
10. Stare at human until it gives me food
11. Poop
12.Sleep
-Conner Kerrigan
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Written Wednesday, Dec 31 by 105%-O-Matic  from Bucks County Community College

88 likes


Political Cartoons of the Week

at 08:03 AM, 11/16/2008

Check out our Editorial Cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Obama's new puppy, lame duck Bush, Obama inauguration plans, Sarah Palin's blab fest,...

What a Resume Should NOT Look Like

by birdadderley at 01:10 AM, 11/16/2008

"...While we were on the farm, my grandparents, mother, and I would take two weeks out of the summer to go on family vacations. I can still remember my first trip out of Florida. It was to the state of Florida. My first grade year we went to the grand canyon, my first grade teacher rode down it on a mule. My first grade teacher was Mrs. Maphles. I was the brightest in my class when it came to math and numbers…"

The Best Way To Improve Code Performance

by siovene at 17:42 PM, 11/14/2008

True.

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes

at 19:00 PM, 11/13/2008

"There was a little confusion at the meeting there at the White House when President Bush was told that Obama was coming. He said 'Oh, you mean we caught him?'"...

Pranksters Deliver Spoof Version of Future New York Times

at 10:45 AM, 11/13/2008

The Iraq war has finally ended! George W. Bush has been indicted for treason! Those were some of the headlines blaring from a fake edition of the New York Times...

Real Programmers Don't Write Documentation

by siovene at 09:13 AM, 11/12/2008

iterator_of_the_loop_of_possible_signal_details...

Barack Obama, Comedian

at 11:48 AM, 11/11/2008

One of the lesser-known facts about Barack Obama is that he possesses a wicked sense of humor. Witness this video making the rounds from a 2005 roast of Rahm Emanuel,...

Reflection on C# 3.5

by ksh2dzone at 10:11 AM, 11/11/2008

An interesting and fun reflection on C# 3.0

[comic] The Price Of Continuous Integration

by siovene at 08:49 AM, 11/11/2008

Don't break the build!

Faust 2.0 (cartoon)

by bloid at 13:56 PM, 11/09/2008

Mephistopheles encounters the EULA

Delusions Of A New Programmer

by siovene at 08:25 AM, 11/08/2008

Geek Hero comic.

Late-Night Comedians Herald Age of Obama

at 12:45 PM, 11/06/2008

A roundup of late-night jokes about Obama's victory and the 2008 election outcome: "Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama is our new president. And I think I speak for most Americans when...

Jon Stewart's Election Call for Obama

at 11:33 AM, 11/05/2008

Watch Jon Stewart call the election for Obama as part of The Daily Show and Colbert Report's special live coverage of Indecision 2008. Stewart choked up after he announed to...

Windows XP to Ubuntu - a PHP developers ramblings

by djdykes at 04:19 AM, 11/05/2008

I switched to Ubuntu Ibex this week from a lifetime of Windows Xp, It was easy, and I'm enjoying the experience so far!

When Visual Basic Programmers Write C Code

by siovene at 04:41 AM, 11/04/2008

I know all the Visual Basic programmers will vote this down. Java programmers are welcome to do the same :)

Daydreams Of A Real Geek

by siovene at 23:18 PM, 11/01/2008

From GeekHero.

[comic] Priceless

by siovene at 20:30 PM, 11/01/2008

Funny.

You No Take Brains!

by Mojah at 11:23 AM, 11/01/2008

Just look at Google's robots.txt, there's a special halloween gift in there for those few that noticed it. ;-)

Programming Styles

by domingos.neto at 05:48 AM, 10/31/2008

Can you recognize a friend or a coworker in one of those programming style categories? Or even better, can you recognize yourself? :)

Visual Basic Nightmare

by siovene at 13:15 PM, 10/28/2008

This is the scariest nightmare one could ever have!

An experiment involving data visualization, css, potassium, and caffeine

by Volume4 at 15:20 PM, 10/27/2008

No bananas or coffee beans were harmed in the making of this website. ^ Go back up Why Bananas and Coffee? It's Healthy! (sort of) According to Luke Mortensen, Professor of Physiology-Pharmacology at Des Moines University

Meritocracy At Work

by siovene at 13:17 PM, 10/27/2008

Does this ever happen to you?

Reality as a Function

by rubayeet at 03:54 AM, 10/27/2008

What is the return type of the function named 'reality()'?

Internet Explorer 6 debugging techniques you won’t learn in school

by mirkohumbert at 01:58 AM, 10/27/2008

Debugging Internet Explorer often makes you feel lost, thus pushing you to explore unknown CSS techniques and beyond.

Visual Basic boy, stay away from my code!

by siovene at 05:39 AM, 10/26/2008

Geek Hero Webcomic bashes Visual Basic again. Not a good read if you like GOTO.

Workhacks

by engtech at 11:39 AM, 09/11/2008


Workhacks

Lottery tickets offer us the dream of escaping to a different life. Often I find myself wondering what it would be like if I didn’t have to work full time. I always imagine spending more time on my open source software projects, getting in better shape and doing some freelance consulting to pay the time.

About ten years ago I got to see my parents make the transition from working full-time to retirement. It wasn’t an easy switch for them. There was some sadness, a lack of motivation and a lonliness as they lost the human contact the workplace gave them each day.

For the past two months I’ve gotten to experience what it’s like not to work every day. I was laid off from my previous job with severance. While I money wasn’t tight, there wasn’t enough to jet set off to Europe or go on any big vacations other than the ones I already had planned for the summer. I was stressed out most of the time until I found myself a new job. After I accepted the job offer, I gave myself a big window until I had to start so that I could relax and enjoy my time off.

This was the longest stretch of time I had booked off; it has been 14 years since I’ve had that much time to myself all at once. When I was working, I imagined all the web projects I could do if I didn’t have to go to work. The reality of the experience was quite different. Once you have the freedom to do anything you want with your day, sitting in front of the computer is the last thing you want to do.

For the first few weeks I found myself irritated by 3pm every day. I quickly realized that it was the lack of structure; if I got myself out of the house the feeling went away. So time was spent walking around the city, going to the library and reading in coffee shops. The beautiful weather really helped. Why stay inside on a sunny day if you don’t have to? Part of it was a desire to be around real people, instead of the virtual people I usually associate with if I’m stuck on a computer.

There was a definite priority shift. With the freedom to do anything I wanted with my day, it made so much more sense to focus on those long term, important but not urgent goals. Organizing things around the house. Getting a new family doctor. Renewing my passport. Getting new contacts. Removing clutter from my house and my life. I had to laugh one day when I found an old to-do list from 2006. There was stuff on that list that was important to my life and my well being that I was finally getting around to.

I found it amazing how much clearer it was to process my task list and choose the most important tasks for the day. Because I felt no urgency in any of my tasks, I was able to make much better decisions about what was important vs what wasn’t even worth doing.

I’m about to enter the workforce again, and I hope I can take some of the clairity I currently feel with me.

itunes-genius-playlist

by engtech at 13:32 PM, 09/09/2008


Music, MP3, iTunes

I’m one of those cogs who uses Apple mp3 players simply because I feel they do really good job. I tried to fight iTunes for the longest time, but I eventually gave into it because, like Microsoft Outlook, it’s the default music program that everyone uses and every 3rd party application supports.

I’ve been using a couple of 3rd party application to enhance my iTunes experience. I use last.fm to keep track of what songs I’m listening to so that I can display them on my Facebook/FriendFeed profiles. It also does a good job of suggesting new music to me based on my listening habits. What last.fm can’t do is generate random playlists based on the music I already have in my library.

I had been using software from the Filter for generating random playlists. Unfortunately, since I updated their software I can’t find the “create playlist” feature anymore. That made me pretty excited about the announcement today that iTunes 8 will support generating random playlists using a new feature called “iTunes Genius”.

The Power of Random

I’ve been an iTunes_iPod user for four years. In the past month I picked up an iPod Shuffle because I usually leave my 60 GB iPod at the office, and I wanted something more portable and more suitable to an active livestyle. I’ve been really impressed with the batterly life and the portability of my iPod Shuffle.

What I’ve enjoyed the most is the “Zen of Shuffle”. Since the shuffle only selects and plays random lists of music, I’m having more and more occassions of “wow, I love that song! I haven’t heard it in so long!!” instead of listening to the same 10 albums I’ve been listening to for the past month.

The Gotcha

Of course, the big gotcha with Apple’s new iTunes Genius feature is that you have to sign up for an iTunes Music Store account. At first glance, you might think this means you have to give away your credit card information, but click the None button to make that all go away.

Keep reading if you don’t see the “None” button.

How To Unlock the iTunes Music Store

A lot of people don’t bother turning on the iTunes Music Store because it requires a credit card. Actually, there’s a couple of ways of bypassing the credit card requirement. The most common method is:

  1. Find a free iTunes “redeem” code somewhere on the web
  2. Open iTunes and go to the iTunes music store
  3. Click on the “Redeem” link (on the right side, near the top)
  4. You’ll be prompted to create an iTunes music store account, but with the “None” option unlocked so you don’t require a credit card.

I got my free redeem code by following this link. Another option is to pick up a cheap iTunes gift card at a local electronics store.

If that code doesn’t work, then try this search to find a new one:

http://www.google.com/search?q=itunes+free+redeem+code

Starting Genius

The first time you try to use Genius, it’s going to take a while. Especially if, say, you try to use it with a 100 GB music library on the day the Apple iTunes music store opens up for the first time. I’m guessing it’ll take around an hour to scan your library, so you don’t want to try it for the first time while sipping a latte at the local coffee shop.

It took an hour for my library to scan so that I could start using Genius.

Using Genius

Play a song and click on the atom icon at the bottom right hand corner to start using Genius. Unlike TheFilter, you can only use one song to “seed” a random playlist. Playlists can be saved, but they aren’t saved automatically. The playlists are named with the name of the song you used to start the playlist.

Genius playlists are limited to 25, 50 or 100 songs in length. They can be refreshed to get new tracks.

The good news is that you can create even larger smart playlists based off of multiple genius playlists. This could be a great way to build a large constrained random playlists for your iPod Shuffle.

Unfortunately the playlists are stored in your iTunes metadata file, so there is no easy way to access them from your Xbox 360. Sounds like a good idea for a new freeware app. :)

engtech

by engtech at 14:05 PM, 09/08/2008


I’ve been browing through my local photographers looking for family portrait photographers and wedding photographers. As someone who is very familiar with the web, I’m always struck at how poorly some people do their web portfolioes.

How Do They Find You?

Like anything, the most important thing about a photography site is how it ranks on google for location + keyword searches.

I’m sure that ottawaportraitphotographers.com does quite well when it comes to new clients finding them via Google.

The Good

I chose my wedding photographer because he uses a blog to display his pictures. The pictures are big enough that I can see the quality, there isn’t anything hiding the images, and enough pictures load all at once that I can get a good indication that I want to see more without having to click on each individual photo. Blogs also have the added feature where I actually can tell that the photos are recent work. With some sites only the hairstyles give any indication of when the photo was taken.

There were a few Ottawa wedding photographers who use this approach of having both a blog and a flash-based gallery, and I have to say I was impressed with all of them.

The blogs are photo galleries all on their own. None of them mix personal blog posts in with the photos.

The Bad

One of my biggest pet-peeves with photo gallery sites is having to click on each individual photograph to load it. It isn’t so bad if I can middle-click on them to open them in a new tab to look at later, but with some flash- or javascript-based sites it takes forever! I have to click on each individual picture, wait for it to load, look at it, then click again… it ends up taking 20 times as long to view the entire gallery vs a blog-based sites.

If you use a flash-based site for displaying your photos, it has to be FAST. Use something like SimpleViewer instead of coding it yourself.

Another pet-peeve is when the pictures aren’t big enough to see the photo in detail. Thumbnails are great for overall navigation, but it’s very hard to tell photo quality when the picture takes up less than one fifth of my screen.

The Ugly

One of the worst things I’ve seen is watermarks embedded in the image. We all understand that you don’t want other people to steal your livelyhood, but much like how digital rights management shouldn’t prevent people from watching a DVD, the embedded watermark in a photo shouldn’t prevent your potential customer from seeing how good your pictures are. I can’t appreciate a photo when the writing on top of them is too distracting.

Of course, it’s even worse to have blurry photos in your portfolio. Thank you, but if I wanted an out-of-focus shot I could do it myself.

I hope if there are any amateur or semi-pro photographers in the audience they can learn a few things about what customers are looking for.

Web Browser Tips & Tricks

by engtech at 12:56 PM, 09/02/2008


Web Browser Tips & Tricks

Google Chrome has been public for all of about 30 minutes now. I am very impressed with how fast it downloads and installs, with almost no need for user prompts (except to close your web browser so it can import bookmarks/passwords). It’s fast as fast can be.

I can’t get over how fast it is. If you type “about:memory” into the address/search bar you’ll see a memory comparison between Chrome and any other web browsers you’re currently running. It uses so much less memory than Firefox.

Lifehacker has a good round-up of what’s “new” in Chrome, as well as ways to tweak Firefox to get the same features. But I can’t switch to Chrome because of my dependency on multiple profiles and my Firefox extensions.

Profiles?

Multiple profiles let me log into Gmail with different user accounts at the same time, and keep my browsing history and bookmarks separate from my girlfriend who shares the computer with me.

Heck, I keep my blogging related bookmarks separated from my Joe Public bookmarks for my day-to-day email, Facebook, and job related stuff so I can be more productive.

Plugins?

  • I can’t log into my accounts without Password Hasher. Not only do I not use the same password for every account, I don’t even KNOW my password for most accounts.
  • I don’t want to surf the web without Ad-block.
  • I’ve written so many custom Greasemonkey scripts that are unavailable on Chrome.
  • I don’t want to even think about doing any kind of web stuff without Firebug at my beck and call.
  • I’m missing my Delicious tag button for bookmarking.

RSS?

There doesn’t seem to be any RSS auto-discovery in Chrome. I hate how painful it is to subscribe to feeds in Google Reader using Internet Explorer, it looks like it’ll be even worse in Chrome.

Chrome looks very cool, but I think anyone who has been reading Lifehacker for the past few years is going to find they’re missing too much of what is “essential” to them. It’s really too bad, because I’d love to run some Greasemonkey scripts inside of Chrome with it’s better memory debugging. I’m hoping that one of the big brained Googlers figures out a way to transparently run Greasemonkey userscripts so we don’t have the same Firefox vs Opera vs Internet Explorer vs Safari development sinkhole.

On the other hand, Chrome might be the best thing ever for people who use Internet Explorer and aren’t co-dependent on all of Firefox’s wonderful extensions.

Working With Windows

by engtech at 13:41 PM, 09/01/2008


Working With Windows

Much like how doctor’s get bombarded with medical questions, being the alpha geek in any family or group of friends means you’ll get asked questions about computers. There’s only one way to stay sane: get everyone you know to run the same software.

Outlook vs Gmail

Case in point, I’ve had to support Microsoft Outlook for over a decade now even though the last time I used it was in 1997. Even though I switched from Outlook to Thunderbird, and then Gmail I’ve had this albatross of questions hanging around my neck. If I could convince everyone I know to switch to gmail I wouldn’t have to worry about problems like:

For me the main advantages to using gmail instead of a desktop based client are:

  • Access email from any computer
  • No “downloading email” wait time
  • NO VIRUSES! Everything is virus scanned any nothing is downloaded on to your computer without your express interaction
  • The best junk mail filtering available
  • Incredibly fast search that works so much better than manually organizing emails
  • You can keep your old email address and still use gmail as your mail program
  • Offline support with Google Gears
  • Automatically signs into other Google services like Blogger and Reader

There are many instructions on switching from Outlook to Gmail using special software like Gmail Loader (or gExodus), by temporarily setting up a mail server to importing into Gmail using IMAP, or using POP. With that last method, you can transparently use gmail while keeping your old email address.

Internet Explorer vs Mozilla Firefox

I love Firefox because of all the ways I can extend it with Greasemonkey and because of ad-block plus. Internet Explorer isn’t as bad as it used to be, but you’ll still run into strange headaches like how much more difficult it is to subscribe to an RSS feed using Google Reader in Internet Explorer than in Firefox.

Filesharing

I was a long time Azeurus bittorrent user, but I’ve found it hard to explaining to anyone else how to use the program, not to mention how poorly it performs. uTorrent is so much simplier to use, and it is so much easier to explain to other people how to use it. These are the uTorrent settings I use to work well with Rogers Canada.

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