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This is a new project that I am starting, I have gotten so many funny emails over the years and I usually just keep them and/or forward them. Now I am going to post them on this site and just forward the links. If I have time I'll set it up so other people can do the same and we can just have one place to store humorous things but until then, this is it.

"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal."

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height."

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/15/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/14/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

Monday, April 14, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/13/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

Sunday, April 13, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/12/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

Saturday, April 12, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/11/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

Friday, April 11, 2008

at 23:00 PM, 04/10/2008

Today's Dilbert Comic

2008 scandalz.net
(to "The Caissons Go Rolling Along") Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash. And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits. Mem'ry cards, one and all, Give the scopes some nasty hits Toss out halfway down the hall And the system is going to crash. And the system is going to crash. And we've also found Just flip one switch When you turn the power down, And the lights will cease to twitch You turn the disk readers into trash. And the tape drives will crumble in a flash. Oh, it's so much fun, When the CPU Now the CPU won't run Can print nothing out but "foo," And the system is going to crash. The system is going to crash.
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