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This is a new project that I am starting, I have gotten so many funny emails over the years and I usually just keep them and/or forward them. Now I am going to post them on this site and just forward the links. If I have time I'll set it up so other people can do the same and we can just have one place to store humorous things but until then, this is it.

Anthony Burgess

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

Douglas William Jerrold

"The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon."

H. L. Mencken

"It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man."

Steven Wright

"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."

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2008 scandalz.net
Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea: Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices? Then they decided, nah, the hell with that, let's build a home center. And before long home centers were springing up like crabgrass all over the United States. -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw"
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